Lessons this kid needs to learn:
1. Meat forks are not for spaghetti
2. Meatballs are not meant to be the size of your face
3. Wipe that grin off your face
4. Get a decent haircut
Sometimes boiling water is just too much work and I only have the energy to bake a cake and make it look like pasta.
And all Pastafarians shall nom on his Noodly Appendage.
What are you so happy about? I'm about to eat your eyes one at a time. Not so happy now are you?
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