Churrascaria Meat Man

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You've gotta wash those dreads someday man.

She Can't Help It

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Sure she's a little doughy but let's be nice, shall we?

How to Get Thrown Out of a Restaurant

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You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.

Backhanded Sweetness

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Take a bite first, I want cake flying everywhere when I clock you.

God, Lunch! So Rude!

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Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.

Get Feisty

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Then bite back and don't forget your gloves! Dinner is a battle.

Ooh Look, Delicious Sandwich Fillings!

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Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.

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