You've gotta wash those dreads someday man.
Sure she's a little doughy but let's be nice, shall we?
You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.
Take a bite first, I want cake flying everywhere when I clock you.
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
Then bite back and don't forget your gloves! Dinner is a battle.
Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.
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