I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!

The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.

Build a structurally sound meal with some serious condiments.

Once again our feisty Swedish friend makes a perfectly respectable meal and a big mess.

One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.