I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!
The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.
Build a structurally sound meal with some serious condiments.
Once again our feisty Swedish friend makes a perfectly respectable meal and a big mess.
One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.