Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.

Who says you can't make lamb look like a lamb?

Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.

Bacon has awful handwriting.

I can't wait to go for a swim under the gravy rainbow later.

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Pork and ice cream, the best combo since Adderall and spray paint?

I can think of none better to worship among vegetables.