Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.
Who says you can't make lamb look like a lamb?
Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.
Bacon has awful handwriting.
I can't wait to go for a swim under the gravy rainbow later.
Pork and ice cream, the best combo since Adderall and spray paint?
I can think of none better to worship among vegetables.
An Example of Homophobia
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
The Nelson Mandela Twitter Hall of Shame
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
10 Reasons Your Pet Can Handle the Snow
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
The President Takes a Selfie, and Michelle Obama is Having None of it
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly This Year in the NFL
New Meme Alert - The 60 Year Old Girl
To the Designer of This Soap Dispenser: I Salute You
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more