Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.
Who says you can't make lamb look like a lamb?
Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.
Bacon has awful handwriting.
I can't wait to go for a swim under the gravy rainbow later.
Pork and ice cream, the best combo since Adderall and spray paint?
I can think of none better to worship among vegetables.
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