This is of course incredibly accurate. Lots of science and stuff. Welcome to the ketchup belt.
This cake is chock full of Zelda goodness. How many separate references can you count?
When you cook it up it will look more like Brazil. I'll take my meat where I can get it.
Greetings from the land of coffee, apples and salmon. How are the pretzels over there?
Geography, learn it!
Cue complaints about misrepresenting your home country in 3... 2... 1...
FOOD FIGHT! Tell us how wrong we are about the foods that we've chosen to represent your home state. And Rhode Islanders, please, what the hell is coffee milk?