If you can see through it, there are no real calories, right?

Black magic! I wonder how much free food he gets by distracting the employees?

But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.

That's it, we're eating potatoes every night forever until the novelty of this trick wears off.

If you can catch it, you can eat it.

Allegedly you can push this button on your fridge magnet and it will automatically order a pizza for you. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

They taste like crap, but making these little Happy Kitchen kits is one of life's greatest pleasures!