Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?
This is pretty much the face I make when I'm on the toilet after eating cheese. Well played, cheeseface!
Seriously, just give her a little more time in the tanning booth and she'll come out golden and happy.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.
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