Magic Pancake Delivery System

Favorite
Magic Pancake Delivery System
- -

Please deliver a breakfast robot to my house in Seattle ASAP. Thanks!

7-11 Loses Its Marbles

Favorite
7-11 Loses Its Marbles
- -

Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.

Give a Hug, Get a Coke!

Favorite
- -

There's no such thing as free love, buddy. That chick will promote tooth decay!

Cupcake Robot, Marry Me!

Favorite
- -

Beverly Hills wins this round. Just wait until I perfect my robot that shoots a gentle stream of bourbon directly into your mouth while giving you a foot massage!

The Way to My Heart

Favorite
The Way to My Heart
- -

I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.

Pizza Machine Give Me What I Want

Favorite
Pizza Machine Give Me What I Want
- -

Foreign words, foreign words, PIZZA. That's all I really need to know.

Popcorn Go Boom

Favorite
- -

Hey man, can I get some cannon fries and a cannon Diet Coke?