Please deliver a breakfast robot to my house in Seattle ASAP. Thanks!
Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.
There's no such thing as free love, buddy. That chick will promote tooth decay!
Beverly Hills wins this round. Just wait until I perfect my robot that shoots a gentle stream of bourbon directly into your mouth while giving you a foot massage!
I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.
Foreign words, foreign words, PIZZA. That's all I really need to know.
Hey man, can I get some cannon fries and a cannon Diet Coke?
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