Every day at lunch is like a new episode. Thanks mom!
Smother it all, just pour the gravy all over the table and your hair and each other and call it a gravy orgy.
These are like the Dairy Queen baseball helmet sundaes of the Japanese train system.
After eating this, I expect to look ten years younger!
My lunch is so disgusted with itself that it puked all over itself.
Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?
Lovingly make him a lunch adorned with "buy and bring home a carton of milk."
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