Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?
Don't pretend to know me.
Can you even handle this lunch?
From now on I'm gonna shake the box really hard before I open it or I'll never eat again.
I'm glad Gromit is made of CHEESE because otherwise I would have had to call shenanigans.
It's not too much of a stretch to imagine that Spongebob is actually made of eggs.
Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.
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