Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?

Don't pretend to know me.

Can you even handle this lunch?

From now on I'm gonna shake the box really hard before I open it or I'll never eat again.

I'm glad Gromit is made of CHEESE because otherwise I would have had to call shenanigans.

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine that Spongebob is actually made of eggs.

Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.