Lucky Charms, Y U no lucky?!

Cereal is for suckers.

Who knew it only costs $100 to put yourself at risk for diabetes? Bargain!

Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!

Ensures you get plenty of marshmallows in every bowl. Why these don't come in every box is the world's greatest mystery!

Smack is whack yo.