Grease Up Your Neck

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Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.

Never Ending Kiwi

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By Unknown
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Either this is like the "Kiwi Centipede" or I need to invest in some new fertilizer.

Midday Snack: World's Longest Sausage

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Half a kilometer of fine Italian meat. It's like Saturday Night Fever all up in here.

Daily Sandwich: Yard Long Dog

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You need a wider lens for your dog, dawg.

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