The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

The culture of body modifications has really taken off with the crustacean community looking for a little performance enhancement.

This seafood has turned. And possibly for the better!

This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!

I'm so glad god gave us cows.