I'd make out with me wearing this.
What's worse, nacho cheese in waxy, lip-smearing form, or the stuff with an indefinite shelf life that comes in a paint can that you voluntarily ingest?
You don't want to get all dried out now, do ya?
How to attract a sub-social gamer, lesson one...
Just don't let your face get anywhere near a dog if you wanna keep them pretty lips.
This is pretty much all you need to make out with me. You smell like fries. I'm yours.
But will they make my lips fat?
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