Happy Cinco de Drinko!

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Happy Cinco de Drinko!
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Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!

Onion Root Fingers are Worthless

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Onion Root Fingers are Worthless
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My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.

Put de Lime in de Coconut

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Put de Lime in de Coconut
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Slam a little rum in there and we'll talk business.

My Life is a Sham

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My Life is a Sham
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Just drink me quick and put me out of my misery, I don't deserve to live!