Oh did you squeeze some bottles of concentrate into those big ol' jugs with your own two hands?
I demand my measly $5 back, Subway! One inch is no trifling matter!
These are some strong statements. Make up your mind.
That hippie is running away with the last lemon! Get him!
Really I do, I hope you get EVERYTHING you ever wished for! Sucker.
Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.
What kind of jerk offers you ice cream and tricks you with cake? You aren't my friend anymore.
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