lies

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Oh did you squeeze some bottles of concentrate into those big ol' jugs with your own two hands?

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I demand my measly $5 back, Subway! One inch is no trifling matter!

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These are some strong statements. Make up your mind.

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By Unknown
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That hippie is running away with the last lemon! Get him!

brothers birthdaycake
By Helen E.
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Really I do, I hope you get EVERYTHING you ever wished for! Sucker.

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Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.

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Via: lizzandlittlebit.wordpress.com
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What kind of jerk offers you ice cream and tricks you with cake? You aren't my friend anymore.