Seems Legit

Favorite
Seems Legit
- -

Oh did you squeeze some bottles of concentrate into those big ol' jugs with your own two hands?

Damn Dirty Lies

Favorite
Damn Dirty Lies
- -

I demand my measly $5 back, Subway! One inch is no trifling matter!

Cluck Cluck Moo

Favorite
Cluck Cluck Moo
Tags
By Unknown
- -

These are some strong statements. Make up your mind.

Time is Relative, Man

Favorite
Time is Relative, Man
- -

That hippie is running away with the last lemon! Get him!

F'Reals!

Favorite
F'Reals!
- -

Really I do, I hope you get EVERYTHING you ever wished for! Sucker.

Ooh Look, Delicious Sandwich Fillings!

Favorite
Ooh Look, Delicious Sandwich Fillings!
- -

Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.

Ice Cream Sundae Cupcakes

Favorite
Ice Cream Sundae Cupcakes
- -

What kind of jerk offers you ice cream and tricks you with cake? You aren't my friend anymore.