Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?
It's so nice when a snack takes the time to express its feelings before I eat it.
The cat is going to kill you if you keep trolling her like this.
There is no way this is real. I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
Jack Skellington has been hiding in the freezer this whole time. No wonder I kept hearing faint, wistful singing in the kitchen.
Don't get cheeky with me, cup, I emancipated you from the clutches of that evil burger-slinging clown!
That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!
Ever Interrogated Two Paint-Covered Kids?
We Need to Be Honest With Ourselves About The Little Mermaid
16th Century Cosplay is a Super Fancy Affair
Guardians of the Galaxy Outtake Would Make Kevin Bacon Proud
Quick-Reflex Dads Are Here to Save the Day
Just Another Day in Russia: Watch the Man in the Striped ...
This is What Happens When You Break Into the Home of a U.S. ...
How to Get Back at the Scammers
15 Ways The United States Is The Best (At Being The Worst)
Snowmaggedon of the Day: Blizzard Buries Buffalo
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more