It's Mayonnaise, I Swear

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I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!

Consider Yourself Licked

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Consider Yourself Licked
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I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!

Hold Still, Baby!

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Hold Still, Baby!
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It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.