Excuse me waiter, this burger is a little too chewy.

I do love having ham-scented hands after a satisfying lunch.

This thing is impossible to walk in. I'll have a big ol' salad and be on my miniskirted way.

Not all dresses are edible, sadly.

Because yelling "Karate CHOP" when you're making dinner never gets old.

If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.

Pika-cheeeeew!