She's a tricky one, don't say I didn't warn ya.

Wait, this isn't the Romaine Catholic church!

This genius of a Burger King employee thought it would be HILARIOUS to stand in the lettuce that YOU eat and put the photo on the internet! Then he got fired! take note, internets!

I'm gonna go around smashing all my veggies to try and core them now.

Roll it up tight, you don't want any of the tasty fillings falling out.

Iceberg dead ahead!

That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.