Our collective obsession with legs in this country has gone TOO FAR.

Something was going on in that carrot bed!

What fabulous shoes, too bad they aren't even close to my size.

The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

This should be an Allie Brosch character. May I propose that his name be "Nother" like "I think I can eat a whole nother egg roll."

I wish for someone to kill this thing with a shoe. SPIDER! KILL IT!11

Derp derp gobble derp? Gobble gobble derp.