You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.

This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!

It's like trying to cram a gummy peg into an equally gummy hole that is pretty much kind of the right size.

Well isn't your fort just so nutritious!

Come here Indy, let me lick that 5 o' clock shadow off your face.

File this cake under "Genius" and "Secretly Pointy"!

The guys at that new burger joint are such squares!