You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.
This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!
It's like trying to cram a gummy peg into an equally gummy hole that is pretty much kind of the right size.
Well isn't your fort just so nutritious!
Come here Indy, let me lick that 5 o' clock shadow off your face.
File this cake under "Genius" and "Secretly Pointy"!
The guys at that new burger joint are such squares!
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