He WILL recount those fries and if there are 86, someone is going to pay!
Boxing Day Sandwich AKA Christmas Leftover: Ham, Dark Meat Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Green Beans, Sweet Potato Pie, Cranberry Sauce, Santa's Cookies, Candy Canes, On a Dinner Roll.
Take all the leftovers you've already got and pile them into a sandwich to make room for the three pounds of turkey and taters your mom makes you take home on Thursday night.
This isn't it. Don't do this. For the love of all that is decent don't melt skittles on a pizza crust.
You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!
Otherwise known as any given Wednesday at my house. Who wants to come over for dinner?
I've made it this far, maybe they'll have mercy and just let me rot and throw me away instead of eating me like my brothers.
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