Direct and to the Point

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Direct and to the Point
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What more do you need? Other than blood pressure medication, that is.

I'm Having a Constant Emergency

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I'm Having a Constant Emergency
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It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!

YOU DON'T SAY???

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YOU DON'T SAY???
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Watch your allergies, because these almonds have ALMONDS in them!

That's a Hot Can

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That's a Hot Can
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Food that cooks itself or insulting "compliments" yelled by construction workers?

General Label is General

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General Label is General
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Look, it comes from a cow (allegedly) what more do you need to know?

O U FANCY HUH?

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O U FANCY HUH?
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Any place that spells "shop" with extra letters is too good for your pedestrian, iced, old-fashioned cake rounds.