A Spy!

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A Spy!
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You can't fool me, impostor!

Let's Not Ruin it With Talk

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Let's Not Ruin it With Talk
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I like my lunch to really take control of the situation.

Close, Try Again

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Close, Try Again
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I could make the best grilled cheese sandwich with this!

Looks Legit

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Looks Legit
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When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Designer Early Death

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Designer Early Death
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Trust me, if you want to fit into a Chanel you're gonna have to give up the fries.

Calm Down, Label

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Calm Down, Label
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Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.