Keep it Up, Dog

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Keep it Up, Dog
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Someday you'll master the croissant. Don't let that awful lady next door discourage you.

Coffee Faucet

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Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!

Honey I Shrunk... You

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Honey I Shrunk... You
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I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!

Ready to Shred

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Ready to Shred
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InB4: Woman, get back in the kitchen!

Want Some Buns With Those Burgers?

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Want Some Buns With Those Burgers?
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Lessons this kid needs to learn: 1. Meat forks are not for spaghetti 2. Meatballs are not meant to be the size of your face 3. Wipe that grin off your face 4. Get a decent haircut

Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space

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Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Woof Woof Woof Hurry Up

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Well that's one way to get me to stop eating hot dogs.