The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.
Not only is the product placement unfortunate, you might be attracting something other than your average carnivore with a $3.99 special like that.
Sometimes a pancake is destined to be more than a pancake, you know?
136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.
When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.
Well maybe they'll learn a lesson or two about getting in the way in the kitchen from now on!
Ew, lemon filling! The little kids are always peeing in the pool.
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