The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.

Not only is the product placement unfortunate, you might be attracting something other than your average carnivore with a $3.99 special like that.

Sometimes a pancake is destined to be more than a pancake, you know?

136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.

When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.

Well maybe they'll learn a lesson or two about getting in the way in the kitchen from now on!

Ew, lemon filling! The little kids are always peeing in the pool.