With patience comes incredible rewards. A face full of plastic chocolate.
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, a woman chased her grandson around with a garden hose and terrorized him for eating too much bacon. Let this be a warning to you.
Your music reminds me of Gitmo.
You know you wanna carve a dirty picture into the smoothy, untouched surface of that perfect new frosting. Mmmmm, sweet perversion.
This kid is going to be the king of the planet some day, best quit snickering.
You might wanna get that looked at.
Sometimes a dolphin banana is just so amazing, so astounding, so incredible, you just have to dance!
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