Pure Joy

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booze,kid,shopping cart,whiskey
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Oh honey no, you don't want a blended whiskey. Where are your parents? They should be teaching you better!

Happiest Day!

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chocolate,giant,happy,jar,kid,nutella
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It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.

Toddler Pizza Explosion

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bananas,kid,pizza,rubber chicken
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This is like the pizza version of letting your kid dress herself and she ends up in a Batman cape, culottes, tap shoes and a bikini top

Want Some Buns With Those Burgers?

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cooking,kid,kitchen,meatballs,spaghetti
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Lessons this kid needs to learn: 1. Meat forks are not for spaghetti 2. Meatballs are not meant to be the size of your face 3. Wipe that grin off your face 4. Get a decent haircut

Do You Like Them? Really?

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chicken nuggets,family,kid,love,screencaps
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Because honestly I'd take nuggets over my family any day and I don't even really like nuggets that much.

Protein Helps You Grow

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batman,costume,kid,meat,steak
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You'll be a big strong masked marauder someday little guy!

Praise Alex

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alex,bologna,boy,kid,meat,picture,sausage
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Alex, we thank you for the bounty of thy meats and the blessings you bestow upon the processing plant and the curing vats, Amen.

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