Do they have the holy trinity of flavors?

He died for your noms.

Jesus, I could use a back massage from Jon Hamm...

Is he here yet?

What have you done to Cap'n Bun Bun?!

I've had burritos so good I thought they must have been made bu Jesus himself but then I remembered that Jesus probably never had a burrito in his life and then I got sad.

I don't really see the face of Jesus in this tomato, just the missed opportunity for a nice bruschetta.

Is this the guy Tebow is always talking about? I didn't know he was such a fan of root vegetables.