Okay I get it, you don't like crust! You're never eating pizza with me again.
By Unknown
Via: Laughing Squid
Via: Diet Killer
Don't be such a martyr. Are you going to insist on doing the dishes while we all eat you too? Ugh.
By Karen
Why can't carrots and quinoa be the most delicious thing on the planet? My waistline hates you, DNA.
Just wait until a real woman comes along and slams your hand in the thing. I doubt she'll stick around to nurse you back to health, you big baby.
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