Barf on a Bone Stick

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Barf on a Bone Stick
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Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.

Cupcakewurst

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Cupcakewurst
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I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.

Meta PB&J

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Meta PB&J
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I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.

Don't Be Such a Ham

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Don't Be Such a Ham
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God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.

My Kind of Veggie Dog

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My Kind of Veggie Dog
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No soy fillers, no starchy, rubbery weirdness, just sweet sweet love.

It's Just a Gummy, Go Ahead

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It's Just a Gummy, Go Ahead
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The more you chew, the hotter they get! Good luck swallowing!