Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.
I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.
God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.
No soy fillers, no starchy, rubbery weirdness, just sweet sweet love.
The more you chew, the hotter they get! Good luck swallowing!
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