It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.
Wait, is that racist?
The only selling point they could come up with. Though anyone who can stomach instant coffee can call it whatever they want.
The acoustics of this jar are much better than the yogurt carton we performed in last week!
Pizzas are meant to be flat, this is just ridiculous. This is like the super low waisted jeans of the food world. So over.
Or maybe that's more of a bitter face. Bitter, sour, angry... anyway, just roll with it, you have no choice.
These cookies are incredibly logical.
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