Rare Cupid Please

Favorite
Rare Cupid Please
- -

I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!

Strawberry Milk Soda

Favorite
Strawberry Milk Soda
- -

The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.

I Get it, I Need to Shake it First

Favorite
- -

Give me the damn bottle and calm down already.

How to Get Your Husband to Go to the Store

Favorite
How to Get Your Husband to Go to the Store
- -

Lovingly make him a lunch adorned with "buy and bring home a carton of milk."

Sing To Me, Pasta Babies

Favorite
- -

Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

Curry Soda, Why Not?

Favorite
- -

To paraphrase: "That was nasty, two thumbs up!" It's pretty much the equivalent to "This smells so gross, smell it!"

Advance Warning

Favorite
Advance Warning
- -

I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.