I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!
The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.
Give me the damn bottle and calm down already.
Lovingly make him a lunch adorned with "buy and bring home a carton of milk."
Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.
To paraphrase: "That was nasty, two thumbs up!" It's pretty much the equivalent to "This smells so gross, smell it!"
I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.
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