Rare Cupid Please

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Rare Cupid Please
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Submitted By: Unknown (via arbroath.blogspot.com)
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I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!

Strawberry Milk Soda

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Strawberry Milk Soda
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The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.

I Get it, I Need to Shake it First

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Give me the damn bottle and calm down already.

How to Get Your Husband to Go to the Store

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Lovingly make him a lunch adorned with "buy and bring home a carton of milk."

Sing To Me, Pasta Babies

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Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

Curry Soda, Why Not?

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To paraphrase: "That was nasty, two thumbs up!" It's pretty much the equivalent to "This smells so gross, smell it!"

Advance Warning

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I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.