And You Thought Juice was Juice

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And You Thought Juice was Juice
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So those hundreds of gallons of Sunny D I drank in high school weren't fueling my education like I thought it was?

The Fuel of Life

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The Fuel of Life
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The only part I care about is coffee goes in, I get buzzed, I crash, I need more coffee.

Don't Embarrass Yourself

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Don't Embarrass Yourself
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So... when I skewer all my sushi on one chopstick and eat it like corn on the cobb... that's alright isn't it?

Hand Portions

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Hand Portions
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So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?

I Know That Feel

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I Know That Feel
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And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

Brownie For One!

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Brownie For One!
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When you're forever alone, you don't have to share! Win!