So those hundreds of gallons of Sunny D I drank in high school weren't fueling my education like I thought it was?

The only part I care about is coffee goes in, I get buzzed, I crash, I need more coffee.

So... when I skewer all my sushi on one chopstick and eat it like corn on the cobb... that's alright isn't it?

So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?

And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

When you're forever alone, you don't have to share! Win!