Soaking in gross chlorinated water is overrated. Beer is where it's at.

This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.

I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

That's a cold move, bro.

Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.

Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.

You really are a cold-blooded killer.