A Better Way to Unwind

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A Better Way to Unwind
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Soaking in gross chlorinated water is overrated. Beer is where it's at.

Baby Cubes

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Baby Cubes
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This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.

Frozen Frustration

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Frozen Frustration
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I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

Make Do

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Make Do
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That's a cold move, bro.

Porsche is So Cool

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Porsche is So Cool
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Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.

I'm Chilly on the Inside

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I'm Chilly on the Inside
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Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.

Cold Glock

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Cold Glock
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You really are a cold-blooded killer.