This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.

Stir and strum, stir and strum.

Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.

You think you can just cut up some fruit and flavor your ice cubes like some sort of princess? Well you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!

You really are a cold-blooded killer.

Just drink me quick and put me out of my misery, I don't deserve to live!

Funny Food Photos - Frosty the Snowman Ice Cubes