I can't help wondering what this is gonna look like... later.
It's happened. The day is upon us. You can go to BK and get a bacon sundae now. Farewell, waistline.
A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.
A popsicle shaped like a gun, flavored with absinthe. Is there anything more unholy?
Can't we think of somewhere else to put it?
Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Calm down, he'll get you a double cone next time.
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