How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.
What a ripoff. I want my horse made of HORSE DAMMIT!
Dinner will be ready soon, don't be rude.
Here is every pizza joint in Manhattan. You shall not go hungry!
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