Conform to Your Meal

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Conform to Your Meal
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How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.

So Hungry I Could...

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So Hungry I Could...
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What a ripoff. I want my horse made of HORSE DAMMIT!

You Need a Slice?

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You Need a Slice?
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Here is every pizza joint in Manhattan. You shall not go hungry!