He may no longer have a head, but there are other orifices he can terrify you with.
It may not be the tastiest tomato of the year but it's got it where it counts.
Your water cures hangovers, your milk makes the best sauces and you're in such high spirits. How DO you do it?
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.
Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.
Can I get a box of mugholes to snack on when I don't want a whole one?
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