Chicken Monster

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Chicken Monster
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He may no longer have a head, but there are other orifices he can terrify you with.

Mealy Winter Love

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Mealy Winter Love
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It may not be the tastiest tomato of the year but it's got it where it counts.

Cuckoo Coconut

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Cuckoo Coconut
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Your water cures hangovers, your milk makes the best sauces and you're in such high spirits. How DO you do it?

Breakfast Utopia on a Bun

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Breakfast Utopia on a Bun
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I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

Not Enough Hands!

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Not Enough Hands!
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.

It Doesn't Hurt That Bad

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It Doesn't Hurt That Bad
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Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.

Donut Mug

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Donut Mug
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Can I get a box of mugholes to snack on when I don't want a whole one?