Gnome Beer

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Gnome Beer
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The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.

Bread Helmet

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Bread Helmet
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To protect from the invading hordes of Mustard Slingers.

Ugh, You're Such a Cheezhead!

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Ugh, You're Such a Cheezhead!
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Our CheezHQ uniforms just keep getting more and more complex. Too much flair if you ask me.

Dream Man

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Dream Man
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What more do you want from a man than chocolate and magic am I right?

Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...

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Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...
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And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!

SWAG

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SWAG
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This kid is going to be the king of the planet some day, best quit snickering.

A Hat For a Princess, a Cupcake For Me

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A Hat For a Princess, a Cupcake For Me
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Someday I want to wear something ridiculous on my head and touch so many lives that someone makes a cupcake commemorating it. Aretha, Princess Beatrice, I'm coming for you.