I solemnly swear I can't bake a cake.

Make sure you have another set of hands around to add the foam, this is a two person job.

Let's give them a little privacy, shall we? They've been pestered by the paparazzi enough.

Hagrid, you work at a school for god's sake! Learn how to spell!

How did Quirrel resist gnawing on the lovely fresh apple on the back of his head for so long?

I wonder which part of him is made of puke flavored jelly beans?